ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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