Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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