who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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