Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Pants are for mortals
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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