I have demons in me.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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