Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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