Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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