i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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