I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
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