if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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