No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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