what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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