i just google imaged poop.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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