David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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