i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
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