just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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