Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Randomize
