holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
this boner is exhausting
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
You did what with his pubic hair?
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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