Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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