I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
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