Hey man sorry I got all grabby
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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