how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Need sex. Gaining weight.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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