so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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