He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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