I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
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