If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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