I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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