It's just like the Real World with babies
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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