i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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