i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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