I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
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