feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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