question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
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