Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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