I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
Randomize