in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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