How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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