do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize