Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
pop tarts are not kleenex
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Shame - the story of my life.
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