i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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