When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
