R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
i already hear my dad disowning me
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
