So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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