before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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