its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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