yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Randomize
