these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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