dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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