he puts the penis in happiness.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
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