Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Randomize
