do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
