dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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