Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
Randomize
