i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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