ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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